Mar 20 2009
Archive for the 'Whining' Category
Mar 11 2009
One Reason Why Temping Sucks
In my current cubicle situation, I sit kitty corner (sort of) to a woman who eyes me suspiciously, just because I’m a temp. This makes me laugh, for a few reasons.
She acts as if she thinks I’m going to tattle on her conversations or complaints. Yes, I can hear when you talk. No, I don’t [...]
Dec 18 2008
Fat People Are Too Damn Sensitive
Yo fatties, I’m saying this as a fat chick – take a chill pill.
I read this complaint on consumerist and I laughed and laughed. Especially at the part where she said the clerk called her fat and poor. Because if I had that discussion with a clerk, I’d do one of a few things:
Ask the [...]
Oct 17 2008
The Pickup Artist Sucks
I was watching The Pickup Artist 2 on VH1 last night. I was watching mostly because they referred to the host Mystery as world-famous and I’d never heard of him. The premise of the show is that Mystery is going to help a few dorks to get laid. No, really, that’s the premise.
Before I go [...]
Sep 12 2008
Vomit-rocious
I read this earlier this week and felt the immediate need to take produce a tidal-wave of vomit, one that would wipe out every single person on the planet who thinks and feels the same way as the woman in charge of this chat.
It’s times like these I am grateful for Michael because we took [...]
Aug 18 2008
Getting Old
I went out with a friend from my childhood this weekend. We manage to go out probably a couple times a year now, since I live an hour or so away and with work and family and relationships, it seems harder to find time. But after a lunch at micro-brewery type place, we ended up [...]
Jul 03 2008
Using Phrases You Don’t Understand
I read a lot of writing on the internet, and so many people screw up the simplest phrases because they’ve only heard them and never read them and don’t think about it. Today it was “intensive purposes” which is supposed to read, “intents and purposes.” Let me ask you something, does for all “intensive purposes” [...]
Mar 12 2008
Admin Pet Peeve #1
I’m a secretary, despite my official title as administrative support or assistant or whatever it is, here. I don’t have a hard job – I have a boring, often tedious job. I have to remember bureaucratic processes, and stay organized. I’m not that great at this job, but my heart isn’t really into it, either. [...]
Feb 13 2008
Inclement Weather
Now that I’ve succesfully calmed down from my four-hour drive home from work yesterday, I think I can reasonably discuss it.
I work in Annapolis, MD. It’s a pretty city, but it’s right on the bay and surrounded by all sorts of rivers and creeks – which means, of course, loads of bridges.
It flurried, iced and [...]
Nov 20 2007
My Word Coach
WoDM signed us up for a free two-week trial of gamefly. The first game we received was Trauma Center 2 for the wii, I haven’t played this game yet. Yesterday, we got My Word Coach.
We sat down to play, because it beats watching tv. I have a lot of issues with this game.
They over-explain everything. [...]