Well, I’ve been on medifast for well over two-months now. Which is longer than I have been on any diet that I wasn’t on for mostly ethical reasons (read: Vegetarian, Vegan). And when you feel unhappy on a vegan or vegetarian diet, you always have these pictures of happy animals who you’re not eating to [...]
I have two issues to bring up currently. 1. Michael and I saw Weird Al last night. This is not an issue. Weird Al is fantastic; his band is fantastic. They’re all great performers, they put on an amazing show and it was a ton of fun. But I noticed something that I also noticed [...]
I’m reading hotel reviews. I do this sometimes. And whenever I do, I start hitting my head on the desk. So here are my rules: If it bothers you enough to write a negative review, talk to hotel management. But not in adversarial way and do not mention compensation, with the one exception being covered [...]
Michael and I have been terribly ill the past few weeks. It’s been a load of crap. It started with what seemed like a harmless head cold, just some congestion which we tried to knock out with Sudafed. Not that crap without the ephedrine in it, it doesn’t work. The good stuff, that the US [...]
Saturday, September 25, 2010
So not long after I put up the Mitchell Heisman post, someone named Steven Carter left this comment: I don’t know either of you. However, I do know two traits that you both share. Bloated egos and a sense that you are just so damn deep and intelligent that the world just doesn’t understand you. [...]
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
In my current cubicle situation, I sit kitty corner (sort of) to a woman who eyes me suspiciously, just because I’m a temp. This makes me laugh, for a few reasons. She acts as if she thinks I’m going to tattle on her conversations or complaints. Yes, I can hear when you talk. No, I [...]
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Thursday, December 18, 2008
Yo fatties, I’m saying this as a fat chick – take a chill pill. I read this complaint on consumerist and I laughed and laughed. Especially at the part where she said the clerk called her fat and poor. Because if I had that discussion with a clerk, I’d do one of a few things: [...]
I was watching The Pickup Artist 2 on VH1 last night. I was watching mostly because they referred to the host Mystery as world-famous and I’d never heard of him. The premise of the show is that Mystery is going to help a few dorks to get laid. No, really, that’s the premise. Before I [...]
Friday, September 12, 2008
I read this earlier this week and felt the immediate need to take produce a tidal-wave of vomit, one that would wipe out every single person on the planet who thinks and feels the same way as the woman in charge of this chat. It’s times like these I am grateful for Michael because we [...]