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		<title>Telnet Comments Working Again</title>
		<link>http://blog.4d2.org/2010/06/30/telnet-comments-working-again/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jul 2010 01:20:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Internet]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just a quick post to say sorry to all the people who&#8217;ve reported trouble with the telnet comments system. I did a server reconfiguration a while back that broke inetd in a way that wasn&#8217;t immediately obvious to me. The telnet comments are working once again&#8230;just connect to 4d2.org on port 23.
I&#8217;m really surprised that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Man Your Man Could Smell Like</title>
		<link>http://blog.4d2.org/2010/02/19/the-man-your-man-could-smell-like/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.4d2.org/2010/02/19/the-man-your-man-could-smell-like/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 23:02:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Internet]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I find the commercial below absolutely hilarious, for a variety of reasons that would take much longer to explain than it will take you to just watch the commercial:

THE TICKETS ARE NOW DIAMONDS!
The thing I find most impressive about this commercial, after watching it for the twelfth time, is that it appears to be done [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Another Pathetic Scam Letter</title>
		<link>http://blog.4d2.org/2009/09/10/another-pathetic-scam-letter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 13:01:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Internet]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Here at 4d2 dot org, we get a lot of spam. Most of it I just flush out of the SpamAssassin quarantine, but sometimes one arrives that looks particularly amusing. This one is my new favorite.
UNITED STATE OF AMERICA
OFFICE OF THE SECETARY OF STATE
COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN PAYMENT
(RESOLUTION PANEL ON PAYMENT)
WASHINTON DC
UNITED STATE OF AMERICA  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Diet Pill Scam</title>
		<link>http://blog.4d2.org/2009/01/07/diet-pill-scam/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.4d2.org/2009/01/07/diet-pill-scam/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 19:37:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Health]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sad]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s a $60-per-month diet pill being advertised online, the ingredient label for which reads:
Active ingredient: 1,3,7-trimethylxanthine 100mg (pharmaceutical grade)
Those who aren&#8217;t organic chemistry hobbyists, please follow the link above for an explanation.
The best part is the one review website I found that&#8217;s full of statements from satisfied customers like &#8220;special weight loss compound&#8221;, &#8220;closest you [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>In which I make fun of the Mentally Ill, Bloggers</title>
		<link>http://blog.4d2.org/2008/10/16/in-which-i-make-fun-of-the-mentally-ill-bloggers/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.4d2.org/2008/10/16/in-which-i-make-fun-of-the-mentally-ill-bloggers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 17:09:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kara</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rants]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I was reading through blogs the other day because it&#8217;s what I do when I run out of work and don&#8217;t feel like doing my schoolwork.  And something struck me about blogging, it was this:
Many women bloggers have social anxiety.
I relate to them, at least on that bit. When I wasn&#8217;t on medication, my symptoms [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Oprah is an Idiot</title>
		<link>http://blog.4d2.org/2008/09/22/oprah-is-an-idiot/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.4d2.org/2008/09/22/oprah-is-an-idiot/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 15:25:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kara</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rants]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Maybe you guys have been following the upheaval in the light of Palin&#8217;s email being &#8220;hacked&#8221; last week. Maybe you&#8217;ve been watching Oprah discuss anonymous, describing it as a terrorist network of child molesters. Maybe you&#8217;ve been on 4chan laughing your ass off to a video of Oprah reading an obviously sarcastic comment posted on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why</title>
		<link>http://blog.4d2.org/2008/09/15/why/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.4d2.org/2008/09/15/why/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2008 15:53:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Internet]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A collection of popular Google search terms, in poem form.
why do dogs eat grass
why do cats purr
why do men cheat
why do we yawn
why do divers shower
why do mosquito bites itch
why is the sky blue
why is russia attacking georgia
why is my computer so slow
why is a raven like a writing desk
why is my poop green
why is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Writing So Good It&#8217;s Bad</title>
		<link>http://blog.4d2.org/2008/09/04/writing-so-good-its-bad/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.4d2.org/2008/09/04/writing-so-good-its-bad/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 13:00:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rants]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I have a mildly irritating little application called Pocket Express on my smartphone. Pocket Express delivers news, movie showtimes, and lots and lots of advertisements, and it&#8217;s apparently pretty ubiquitous in the world of PDA phones.
One of the items offered by Pocket Express is a travel blog. I read through it the other day, finding [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Phishing for Compliments</title>
		<link>http://blog.4d2.org/2008/08/22/phishing-for-compliments/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.4d2.org/2008/08/22/phishing-for-compliments/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 15:01:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kara</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Personal]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.4d2.org/?p=567</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve spoken a few times about how I fell victim to a phishing scam as a direct result of my utter and complete stupidity and lack of forethought. I was not so much threatened by the internet as by my own sleep-deprived decision making skills. I was angry and I was also pretty embarrassed because&#8230; [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>This Article Smells like Poo</title>
		<link>http://blog.4d2.org/2008/08/08/this-article-smells-like-poo/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.4d2.org/2008/08/08/this-article-smells-like-poo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 15:06:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kara</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rants]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.4d2.org/?p=538</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[From the NYT about &#8220;Trolls&#8220;.
I am sick of people saying this is shocking or frightening. You&#8217;re an idiot who shouldn&#8217;t be on the internet.
The internet is this grand dance of anarchy and humanity. It&#8217;s extraordinary. People do awful things without fear of repercussion on the internet. Isn&#8217;t that amazing and educational? I say this as [...]]]></description>
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