Archive for the 'Internet' Category

Feb 19 2010

The Man Your Man Could Smell Like

Published by Michael under Comedy, Internet

I find the commercial below absolutely hilarious, for a variety of reasons that would take much longer to explain than it will take you to just watch the commercial:

THE TICKETS ARE NOW DIAMONDS!
The thing I find most impressive about this commercial, after watching it for the twelfth time, is that it appears to be done [...]

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Sep 10 2009

Another Pathetic Scam Letter

Published by Michael under Comedy, Internet

Here at 4d2 dot org, we get a lot of spam. Most of it I just flush out of the SpamAssassin quarantine, but sometimes one arrives that looks particularly amusing. This one is my new favorite.
UNITED STATE OF AMERICA
OFFICE OF THE SECETARY OF STATE
COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN PAYMENT
(RESOLUTION PANEL ON PAYMENT)
WASHINTON DC
UNITED STATE OF AMERICA [...]

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Jan 07 2009

Diet Pill Scam

Published by Michael under Health, Internet, Sad

There’s a $60-per-month diet pill being advertised online, the ingredient label for which reads:
Active ingredient: 1,3,7-trimethylxanthine 100mg (pharmaceutical grade)
Those who aren’t organic chemistry hobbyists, please follow the link above for an explanation.
The best part is the one review website I found that’s full of statements from satisfied customers like “special weight loss compound”, “closest you [...]

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Oct 16 2008

In which I make fun of the Mentally Ill, Bloggers

Published by Kara under Internet, Rants

I was reading through blogs the other day because it’s what I do when I run out of work and don’t feel like doing my schoolwork.  And something struck me about blogging, it was this:
Many women bloggers have social anxiety.
I relate to them, at least on that bit. When I wasn’t on medication, my symptoms [...]

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Sep 22 2008

Oprah is an Idiot

Published by Kara under Internet, Rants

Maybe you guys have been following the upheaval in the light of Palin’s email being “hacked” last week. Maybe you’ve been watching Oprah discuss anonymous, describing it as a terrorist network of child molesters. Maybe you’ve been on 4chan laughing your ass off to a video of Oprah reading an obviously sarcastic comment posted on [...]

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Sep 15 2008

Why

Published by Michael under Internet

A collection of popular Google search terms, in poem form.
why do dogs eat grass
why do cats purr
why do men cheat
why do we yawn
why do divers shower
why do mosquito bites itch
why is the sky blue
why is russia attacking georgia
why is my computer so slow
why is a raven like a writing desk
why is my poop green
why is [...]

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Sep 04 2008

Writing So Good It’s Bad

Published by Michael under Internet, Rants

I have a mildly irritating little application called Pocket Express on my smartphone. Pocket Express delivers news, movie showtimes, and lots and lots of advertisements, and it’s apparently pretty ubiquitous in the world of PDA phones.
One of the items offered by Pocket Express is a travel blog. I read through it the other day, finding [...]

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Aug 22 2008

Phishing for Compliments

Published by Kara under Internet, Personal

I’ve spoken a few times about how I fell victim to a phishing scam as a direct result of my utter and complete stupidity and lack of forethought. I was not so much threatened by the internet as by my own sleep-deprived decision making skills. I was angry and I was also pretty embarrassed because… [...]

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Aug 08 2008

This Article Smells like Poo

Published by Kara under Internet, Rants

From the NYT about “Trolls“.
I am sick of people saying this is shocking or frightening. You’re an idiot who shouldn’t be on the internet.
The internet is this grand dance of anarchy and humanity. It’s extraordinary. People do awful things without fear of repercussion on the internet. Isn’t that amazing and educational? I say this as [...]

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Jul 23 2008

An Explanation of the DNS Vulnerability

Published by Michael under Internet

Warning: Geekery.
Also, an update (7/25): I was concerned when I initally posted this that what I describe as the last portion of my hypothetical attack (taking over as the authoritative NS for an entire domain) would not be possible. The most recent exploit for this vulnerability, published today, appears to do exactly this. At the [...]

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