Archive for the 'Comedy' Category

Jan 12 2009

I Associated with Your Mom Last Night

Published by under Comedy,Sad

This advertisement appeared in our local paper yesterday. It just cracks me up every time I read it. It’s worded exactly the wrong way and I love that. If it had said “Dr. Crouch, urologist, announces his association…” it wouldn’t have been funny at all.

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Jun 18 2008

An Apparition

Published by under Comedy,Food,Religion

I hope that “Bob” won’t regard this as a sacrilege, but Flying Spaghetti Monster appeared to me last night on my cutting board.  I doubt “Bob” minds so long as he gets his profits. I simply pulled the garlic scapes out of their packaging and set them on the cutting board, and they formed this […]

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Jun 04 2008

Prayer Rug Nonsense

Published by under Comedy,Rants,Religion,Sad

Dear St. Matthew’s Church, It was with great interest that I read your recent letter inviting me to use and return your “prayer rug.” As a holy man myself, I’m writing to tell you of my experience with the prayer rug. Since you referred to the rug variously as a “Holy Ghost, Bible Prayer Rug”; […]

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May 30 2008

Random Thought #637

Published by under Comedy

You know what Nintendo dorks and piercing fetishists have in common? Modded Wiis. [snort]

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Jan 30 2008

The Worst of Yahoo! Answers, Episode 2: Myths and Misconceptions

Published by under Comedy,Internet,Sad

I’ve been trawling around on Yahoo! Answers for the last week or so, collecting what I like to call the “worst” of the questions and answers that appear on the site. For what it’s worth, I’ve also been answering questions — in an attempt to offset the negative karma I am doubtless accruing by poking […]

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