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	<title>Kara &#38; Michael's Blog &#187; Comedy</title>
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		<title>The Man Your Man Could Smell Like</title>
		<link>http://blog.4d2.org/2010/02/19/the-man-your-man-could-smell-like/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 23:02:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I find the commercial below absolutely hilarious, for a variety of reasons that would take much longer to explain than it will take you to just watch the commercial:

THE TICKETS ARE NOW DIAMONDS!
The thing I find most impressive about this commercial, after watching it for the twelfth time, is that it appears to be done [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Another Pathetic Scam Letter</title>
		<link>http://blog.4d2.org/2009/09/10/another-pathetic-scam-letter/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.4d2.org/2009/09/10/another-pathetic-scam-letter/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 13:01:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here at 4d2 dot org, we get a lot of spam. Most of it I just flush out of the SpamAssassin quarantine, but sometimes one arrives that looks particularly amusing. This one is my new favorite.
UNITED STATE OF AMERICA
OFFICE OF THE SECETARY OF STATE
COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN PAYMENT
(RESOLUTION PANEL ON PAYMENT)
WASHINTON DC
UNITED STATE OF AMERICA  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>U.S. v. Your Lunch</title>
		<link>http://blog.4d2.org/2009/01/28/us-v-your-lunch/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.4d2.org/2009/01/28/us-v-your-lunch/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 15:19:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently, in the old days it used to be a lot easier to sue things. The following is a (non-exhaustive) list of inanimate objects against which the United States has actually filed suit:

Four Hundred Forty-Three Cans of Frozen Egg Product

Forty Barrels and Twenty Kegs of Coca Cola

Ninety-Five Barrels (More or Less) Alleged Apple Cider Vinegar

Ninety-Nine [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Associated with Your Mom Last Night</title>
		<link>http://blog.4d2.org/2009/01/12/i-associated-with-your-mom-last-night/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.4d2.org/2009/01/12/i-associated-with-your-mom-last-night/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jan 2009 13:53:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sad]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This advertisement appeared in our local paper yesterday.

It just cracks me up every time I read it. It&#8217;s worded exactly the wrong way and I love that. If it had said &#8220;Dr. Crouch, urologist, announces his association&#8230;&#8221; it wouldn&#8217;t have been funny at all.
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		<title>An Apparition</title>
		<link>http://blog.4d2.org/2008/06/18/an-apparition/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.4d2.org/2008/06/18/an-apparition/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 23:28:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kara</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Food]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I hope that &#8220;Bob&#8221; won&#8217;t regard this as a sacrilege, but Flying Spaghetti Monster appeared to me last night on my cutting board.  I doubt &#8220;Bob&#8221; minds so long as he gets his profits.

I simply pulled the garlic scapes out of their packaging and set them on the cutting board, and they formed this shape, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Prayer Rug Nonsense</title>
		<link>http://blog.4d2.org/2008/06/04/prayer-rug-nonsense/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.4d2.org/2008/06/04/prayer-rug-nonsense/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 17:23:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Religion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sad]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dear St. Matthew&#8217;s Church,
It was with great interest that I read your recent letter inviting me to use and return your &#8220;prayer rug.&#8221; As a holy man myself, I&#8217;m writing to tell you of my experience with the prayer rug.
Since you referred to the rug variously as a &#8220;Holy Ghost, Bible Prayer Rug&#8221;; a &#8220;Church [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Random Thought #637</title>
		<link>http://blog.4d2.org/2008/05/30/random-thought-637/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.4d2.org/2008/05/30/random-thought-637/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 13:15:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You know what Nintendo dorks and piercing fetishists have in common?
Modded Wiis.
[snort]
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		<title>The Worst of Yahoo! Answers, Episode 2: Myths and Misconceptions</title>
		<link>http://blog.4d2.org/2008/01/30/the-worst-of-yahoo-answers-episode-2-myths-and-misconceptions/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.4d2.org/2008/01/30/the-worst-of-yahoo-answers-episode-2-myths-and-misconceptions/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2008 16:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been trawling around on Yahoo! Answers for the last week or so, collecting what I like to call the &#8220;worst&#8221; of the questions and answers that appear on the site. For what it&#8217;s worth, I&#8217;ve also been answering questions &#8212; in an attempt to offset the negative karma I am doubtless accruing by poking [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Worst of Yahoo! Answers, Episode 1</title>
		<link>http://blog.4d2.org/2008/01/23/the-worst-of-yahoo-answers-episode-1/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.4d2.org/2008/01/23/the-worst-of-yahoo-answers-episode-1/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2008 18:09:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Sad]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.4d2.org/archives/165</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ahh, Yahoo! Answers. A place where anyone can ask a question and have it answered by&#8230;well, anyone. When pressing personal problems confront you, why wait for the sage advice of Abby, Margo, Carolyn, Amy or myriad others, when you can have your question answered right now by the unwashed masses?
Yahoo! Answers is simultaneously one of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sleepwalkers</title>
		<link>http://blog.4d2.org/2007/11/16/sleepwalkers/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.4d2.org/2007/11/16/sleepwalkers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Nov 2007 01:52:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[We watched Sleepwalkers last night. It&#8217;s a terrible, terrible movie. It does have Mädchen Amick in it, but we were both fairly disappointed that she stayed dressed for the whole film.
On the plus side, however, it did lead me to create what I&#8217;m sure will be the next big internet meme:

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