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Mar 12 2016

Pilot Script: Deputy Director Dog

Published by under Comedy,TV

DEPUTY DIRECTOR DOG EPISODE 1: MID-LEVEL MANAGE-MUTT INT. OFFICE BUILDING – DAY JOHNSON sits at a desk at a small cubicle, typing into a computer with some urgency. After a moment, DOG’s voice can be heard over the loudspeaker. DOG (O.S.) Johnson, come see me in my office. Come. JOHNSON stands and walks briskly toward […]

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Dec 16 2014

Merry Christmas from the Stevensons: Building the Holiday Prank

Published by under Comedy,Crafts,Personal

Kara and I have a fairly longstanding tradition of sending bizarre holiday cards to our friends and family. This year, I wanted to do something a little different. About a week ago, many of our family and friends (well, those for whom we had accurate addresses at the time) received an envelope like this in […]

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Feb 19 2010

The Man Your Man Could Smell Like

Published by under Comedy,Internet

I find the commercial below absolutely hilarious, for a variety of reasons that would take much longer to explain than it will take you to just watch the commercial: THE TICKETS ARE NOW DIAMONDS! The thing I find most impressive about this commercial, after watching it for the twelfth time, is that it appears to […]

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Sep 10 2009

Another Pathetic Scam Letter

Published by under Comedy,Internet

Here at 4d2 dot org, we get a lot of spam. Most of it I just flush out of the SpamAssassin quarantine, but sometimes one arrives that looks particularly amusing. This one is my new favorite. UNITED STATE OF AMERICA OFFICE OF THE SECETARY OF STATE COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN PAYMENT (RESOLUTION PANEL ON PAYMENT) WASHINTON […]

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Jan 28 2009

U.S. v. Your Lunch

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Apparently, in the old days it used to be a lot easier to sue things. The following is a (non-exhaustive) list of inanimate objects against which the United States has actually filed suit: Four Hundred Forty-Three Cans of Frozen Egg Product Forty Barrels and Twenty Kegs of Coca Cola Ninety-Five Barrels (More or Less) Alleged […]

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