Sep 10 2009

Another Pathetic Scam Letter

Published by at 9:01 am under Comedy,Internet

Here at 4d2 dot org, we get a lot of spam. Most of it I just flush out of the SpamAssassin quarantine, but sometimes one arrives that looks particularly amusing. This one is my new favorite.

UNITED STATE OF AMERICA
OFFICE OF THE SECETARY OF STATE
COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN PAYMENT
(RESOLUTION PANEL ON PAYMENT)
WASHINTON DC
UNITED STATE OF AMERICA

From The Desk Of The
UNITED STATE OF AMERICA
HILLARY CLINTON.

Attention:SIR/MADDAM

I wish to use this medium and my new office to inform you that your
CONTRACT/INHERITANCE Payment of USD$6m (SIX Million Dollars) from FEDERAL RESERVE
BANK NEW YORK have been RELEASED and APPROVED for onward transfer to you via an ATM
CARD which you will use to withdraw all the USD$6m in any ATM SERVICE MACHINE in any
part of the world, but the maximum you can withdraw in a day is USD$6000 Only

The UNITED STATE OF AMERICA government have mandated Bank Of England, to send you
the ATM CARD and PIN NUMBER with other relivant document from our government and
british government and the united nation,You are therefore advice to contact
director and the Head of ATM CARD Department of Bank Of England

Contact Person: Mr.Hoffman Okiri
Bank:BANK OF ENGLAND(LONDON)
Phone number: +447024035504
Fax: +442070600934
EMAIL: (mr.hoffmanokiri@sify.com)

Tell Mr.Hoffman Okiri that you received a message from the OFFICE OF THE SECETARY OF
STATE UNITED STATE OF AMERICA to send you the ATM CARD and PIN NUMBER AND ALL THE
DOCUMENT which you will use to withdraw your USD$6 Million Dollars,also send him
your direct phone number and contact address where you want him to send the ATM CARD
and PIN NUMBER to you BUT YOU WILL PAY FOR THE LITTLE INSURANCE AND SHIPMENT FEES
FOR DELIVARY.all the document regards to the release of the funds has been handed
over to Mr.Hoffman Okiri for delivary SO CONTACT HIM NOW FOR DELIVARY

We are very sorry for the plight you have gone through in the past years. Thanks for
adhering to this instruction and once again accept our congratulations.

Best Regards.

MRS. HILLARY CLINTON
OFFICE OF THE SECETARY OF STATE

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One Response to “Another Pathetic Scam Letter”

  1. Candice says:

    HAHAHA that is hillarious. I was totally not expecting the Hillary Clinton signature at the end. My goodness you’d think these scammers would realize how pathetic they are by now.

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