Jan 28 2009
PETA Sucks Asparagus
If that’s how PETA feels about vegetables and they love animals too, I’m waiting for the bestiality ad.
Is this ad aimed at men or women? Women are a lot more likely to become vegetarian, but men are a lot more likely to find the transference of a woman licking asparagus enticing. Also, are these real vegetables in this ad? Have they been airbrushed or waxed? Were they organically and locally grown? Is the makeup the women are obviously wearing not tested on animals?
I think ads can be funny and clever and play off our sexuality. This ad is not funny or clever. It’s like a Victoria’s Secret ad, advertising… well… vegetarian sex. Well, heterosexual vegetarian sex – since it’s only women in the ad and the vegetables they use represent the male anatomy (now an artichoke, that could represent the female anatomy). Also, I can’t help but notice the vegetables didn’t perform for the women. So PETA is advertising one-sided, heterosexual, vegetarian sex.
Also, butt licking. PETA wants you to know that vegetarians will lick your butt. There’s no way a pumpkin could represent anything but a butt.
have you seen the sea kittens?
I haven’t seen the sea kittens, but have you seen my octopussy?
I’m MAD,
Looks to me like PETA is run by one of those cult guys(Nat Geo), that get to brainwash a bunch of lesbians who really love to get OFF with their veggies, or is that vaggies?
They will probly skip the beastialty and go straight to the cucumber. So not only will they happily lick a pumpkin, but they’ll eat an artichoke too!
I ‘m still MAD,
I wonder if any of their artist are gonna be able to keep their job because of the Stimulus pkg.
this really hacks me OFF!
The entire establishment is one Big Ponzi Scheme.
Talk about taxation without representation.
PETA needs to be exposed for what they are and the poor veggie lovers need to be in therapy for all the helpless plants, who’s innocent lives they take every day. Are we any less than any other carnivor is that what we should believe after millions of years of eat or be eaten?
Of course I hear the veggie lovers, love to be eaten. What does this mean?
I’m MAD too!!,
I wonder if any of their artist are gonna be able to keep their job because of the Stimulus pkg.
this really hacks me OFF!
The entire establishment is one Big Ponzi Scheme.
Talk about taxation without representation.
PETA needs to be exposed for what they are and the poor veggie lovers need to be in therapy for all the helpless plants, who’s innocent lives they take every day. Are we any less than any other carnivor is that what we should believe after millions of years of eat or be eaten?
Of course I hear the veggie lovers, love to be eaten. What does this mean?
Seabiscuit/Bernie/Bo,
Thank you for your interest in our humble blog.
I considered responding to your comments in a reasoned fashion, but I eventually abandoned those efforts in favor of the following:
Dude, what the hell?
Seriously, man. You come here to post under three different aliases, two of which say the exact same thing and all of which are completely zarking incoherent. At first I thought you were some sort of spambot. I still don’t know for sure that you aren’t. You’re too lucid to be a computer program and not lucid enough to be human. Perhaps you are a brilliant performance artist.
I agree with some of your points–at least, I think I do–but you need professional help.
On a related note, new blog rule: Anyone who says the word “vaggies” ever again goes straight to /dev/null.