- If you’re a nice guy, the woman you’re dating won’t care if you’re married so long as you have a good excuse.
- There are, of course, no consequences to having an extra-marital relationship when you finally get a divorce.
- A guy who takes you on a vacation after two weeks of dating and gets one room with one bed doesn’t expect to get laid.
- If you’re ever kidnapped, the kidnapper won’t kill you because he loves you.
- You will fall in love with your own kidnapper and have romantic sex.
- Your own husband is trying to kill you.
- You can kill a small dog with half a cup of rat poison.
I’m going to go do something useful for my brain and unload moving boxes from the car and then plan out some meals for the week.
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The last one is definitely true. I know because you can kill your wife with two cups of rat poison.
On a totally unrelated note, I made you some Kool-Aid. It turned out really gritty but it’s Tropical Punch flavor, so you should probably, y’know, drink the entire pitcher in one sitting.
If you succeed in breaking into someone’s house and boiling their pet rabbit they fall in love with you
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