Sep 29 2008
God Brand
Found carved in a lightning-struck tree in Oregon:
NEW TASTE SENSATIONS FROM GOD® BRAND!
Times and tastes change, America, and we at God® Brand understand that. That’s why the makers of the foods you’ve enjoyed for millions of years are making some exciting changes! Here’s a sampling of what’s in store for humanity this season:
When was the last time you enjoyed a crisp, juicy apple? One of our most popular dessert products, apples have been enjoyed by people all over the world for thousands of years. And they just got better! Introducing new cinnamon-frosted apples from God® Brand: The flavor is new and improved, and what’s more, each delicious apple comes right off the tree covered in a thick layer of creamy cinnamon icing. We even removed the peel! A sweet treat that’s sure to please the kids.
Like Doritos® Nacho Cheese tortilla chips? Then you’ll love new mega cheez corn, a sweet and crunchy family favorite from God® now filled to the brim with spicy, gooey chili con queso. Piety and good deeds aren’t the only way to heaven anymore! Warning: Contents under pressure.
There are many more new and exciting changes coming through next Spring. (We’ve got a few surprises in store for you!)
With these delectable new choices, America, isn’t it about time you came back to God™?
All your favorite God® Brand products are available where you want them — in your local grocery store, at specialty markets all over the world, or even in your own garden. It’s your choice!
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