Sep 15 2008
Why
A collection of popular Google search terms, in poem form.
why do dogs eat grass
why do cats purr
why do men cheat
why do we yawn
why do divers shower
why do mosquito bites itch
why is the sky blue
why is russia attacking georgia
why is my computer so slow
why is a raven like a writing desk
why is my poop green
why is marijuana illegal
why is 4chan down
why is step brothers rated r
why is my period late
why are we here
why are gas prices so high
why are the linked rings an olympic symbol
why are yawns contagious
why are flamingos pink
why are barns red
why are russia and georgia fighting
why are people gay
why are gas prices going down
why won’t god heal amputees
why won’t limewire connect
why won’t my car start
why won’t he marry me
why won’t he propose
why won’t he call
why won’t my tomatoes turn red
why won’t my ipod sync
why don’t we do it in the road
why don’t you get a job
why don’t we get drunk and screw
why don’t you do right
why doesn’t he call
why doesn’t he love me
why doesn’t he like me
why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle
why doesn’t alcohol freeze
why doesn’t kevin jonas sing
why doesn’t limewire work
why am i so tired
why am i always tired
why am i here
why am i still single
why am i always hungry
why am i gay
why am i not losing weight
why am i so tired all the time
whenever my poo is green, it’s because I ate a ton of very dark blue food coloring. mmm… it stains your inside-y parts.