The word “staycation” is a portmanteau of stay (meaning stay-at-home) and vacation. The term “daycation” is also sometimes used. The word “staycation” may have been coined by Canadian comedian Brent Butt. The term is central to the plot of an episode of Butt’s hit Canadian television comedy series Corner Gas. In the episode “Mail Fraud,” Butt’s character, who owns a gas station in the small town of Dog River, sends postcards to family and friends which appear to be from various exotic locales. In reality, however, he is actually on “staycation” in a field across the street. The episode originally aired in October 2005.

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