Jun 18 2008
An Apparition
I hope that “Bob” won’t regard this as a sacrilege, but Flying Spaghetti Monster appeared to me last night on my cutting board. I doubt “Bob” minds so long as he gets his profits.
I simply pulled the garlic scapes out of their packaging and set them on the cutting board, and they formed this shape, looking much like the FSM. The kale I chopped and potatoes I peeled did no such thing, I can only imagine this means that he FSM has laid his noodly appendage on the scapes in particular. Unsurprising, since they smelled much better than the potatoes and kale.
I wonder if I should alert the press, or at least our CSA to the fact that something holy is happening in those fields.