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Vegetarian/Vegan Chili

I’m posting my recipe for chili, because I’ve been looking around the web and have found that people have some really strange ideas about chili. Honestly, I kind of expected that everybody that made chili without meat would do it pretty much the same way, but this is not the case. People put all kinds of weird stuff in chili — squash, corn, peas, and the list goes on. It’s chili, not soup! Real chili shouldn’t even have beans in it, but you have to do what you can as a vegetarian.

So anyway, this is how I make a big pot of chili (serves about 6). This is probably similar to my mother’s excellent vegetarian chili recipe, which I may also post if I can get my hands on it:

2 tbsp vegetable oil
1 large yellow onion, chopped
4 cloves garlic, minced
1/2 tsp crushed red pepper flakes
1 29-oz. can crushed tomatoes
2 15-oz. cans (or 1 29-oz. can) red kidney beans (Goya is cheap and excellent)
2 15-oz. cans (or 1 29-oz. can) black beans -or- 1 can black beans + 1 can pinto beans
1 package ground beef analogue -or- 1/2 cup TVP, rehydrated with water (I use TVP, it’s cheaper)
2 tbsp chili powder
1 tbsp sugar (the secret ingredient)
1 tsp cumin
1 tsp coriander
1 tsp onion powder
1/2 tsp black pepper
1/4 ~ 1/2 tsp cayenne powder
salt to taste – probably 1-2 tsp
(optional) 2 bay leaves

Heat the oil and add the chopped onion. Saute for a while, then add the garlic and red pepper flakes and saute until the onion starts to brown. If you’re using prepackaged fake meat, add it with the garlic and red pepper; if using TVP, don’t add it yet. Pour in the tomatoes and beans (don’t drain the beans). Add the sugar. Bring to a boil, then add the spices. I have three tips to offer about the spices:

  1. Get the salt level where you want it first, since the salt will bring out the other spices.
  2. Taste as you go. Don’t trust this or any other recipe entirely.
  3. When in doubt, under-spice, since the chili will strengthen with cooking.

Let simmer, covered, for a good long time. If you’re using TVP add it about 20 minutes before you’re ready to serve the chili. This is a great opportunity to make cornbread, which is delicious with chili and also provides complementary protein, if you’re into that sort of thing.

Cumin and coriander are much nicer if freshly ground, and both are easy to find whole at a natural food store or Indian market. If you’re insane, you can also grind your own chili powder out of dried red chiles with dried garlic and oregano. I just use the stuff out of a jar.

Oh, about the sugar: for cutting the acidity of tomatoes, sugar is just about the best thing I know of. You can use some other natural sweetener if you have any objection to sugar, though I’d steer clear of maple syrup or honey for flavor reasons.

8 Comments

  1. kara wrote:

    best chili ever. my sweater jumped out to eat some as well, and agrees. Then I smacked it for dirtying itself and people looked at me because I was fondling my boobages.

    you didn’t mention that the cumin, freshly ground, attacks your nose, but not your tastebuds.

    Thursday, January 17, 2008 at 1:35 pm | Permalink
  2. Michael wrote:

    Yeah, that’s a good point. I forgot about that.

    I did some more looking around for similar recipes, and I found out that my recipe is actually fairly similar to Lady Bird Johnson’s chili recipe, in terms of the tomato base and the quantities of chili powder and cumin and such. Obviously the meat vs. beans is a little different.

    Who knew?

    Thursday, January 17, 2008 at 1:42 pm | Permalink
  3. kara wrote:

    must be that Oklahoma/Texas thing in your blood…

    Thursday, January 17, 2008 at 1:46 pm | Permalink
  4. Michael wrote:

    I can only assume you’re referring to my triglyceride levels.

    Thursday, January 17, 2008 at 1:48 pm | Permalink
  5. jess wrote:

    mm, sounds tasty. I prefer vegetarian chili to meat chili (and I also like beans in my chili, I know it’s not “right”) — N however not so much. Mm!

    Thursday, January 17, 2008 at 5:31 pm | Permalink
  6. Dad wrote:

    No credit to you dear old Mom and her kick-butt Vegetarian chili? For shame boy.

    Thursday, January 17, 2008 at 11:43 pm | Permalink
  7. Dad wrote:

    One more grumpy old man thing. Kara – There are Oklahoma things and there are texas things, but there are no Oklahoma/texas things. texas is a sad place somewhere in Baja Oklahoma, populated by a strange subhuman species known as texicans. The boy has English blood, Cherokee blood, some Irish and perhaps some Orangutan, but no texican.

    Thursday, January 17, 2008 at 11:51 pm | Permalink
  8. Michael wrote:

    Well, obviously my chili heritage is my mother’s. I just didn’t want to call something “Mom’s chili” that might be different from her (fabulous) recipe.

    So, yes, all due credit to dear old Mom, and let’s not mention what state she’s from (hint: rhymes with Nexus).

    Friday, January 18, 2008 at 9:17 am | Permalink

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